Money, Friends, Birthday and Awkward: It's on me

It's on me

By Rockyio - 30/09/2009 17:45 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My best friend called me at work and offered to take me out to lunch. When he went to pay for the meal, his card was declined so I told him not to worry and that I would pay for the birthday meal. He looked at me and said, "It's your birthday?" He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML

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How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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By nicegirl08 - 20/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML

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By abc - 27/05/2009 10:15 - Pakistan

Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 15:33 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML

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Kinda sus

By Unwanted - 21/10/2023 22:00

Today, it's my birthday. My husband said he had to work today and “rain checked” my birthday celebration for “god knows when, because I’m so busy. I’ll let you know.” A couple of months ago it was his female work bestie’s birthday and he got her a cake, balloon, flowers, and requested time off to take her out for lunch. FML

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By Nofriends - 09/07/2012 11:44 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML

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By unappreciated - 25/06/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I took my best friend out to dinner for my birthday. She gave me a gift after I paid the tab saying, "my mom thought you would like this - it was expensive." It was a lovely set of origami paper, which was the exact set I brought her as a souvenir from Japan. She was right, it was expensive. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

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By jet8725 - 23/02/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

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Sorrel 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:07

Well, at least you know that he is willing to be that nice on ANY day! Right?

zeal 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:16

Your best friend takes you out for dinner and offers to pay for the entire meal for no reason at all. How is this an FML? You have an awesome best friend :)

Comments

Shmeaty 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:11

not an FML. who cares. go die in a fire OP

Astronomical 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 3:20

Chill.

lacalina 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:11

oh no, you went out to a nice lunch with your best friend. sounds awful. :(

holmcross 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:20

Grow up.. HE FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY, OMG, IT'S THE END OF THE F'ING WORLD.

sirknz 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:21

Why do people expect nice stuff and good will on the anniversary of the day they crawled out of their mother's crotch?

someguy945 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:30

FAKE there is no way that anybody could forget your birthday. You are too special and important.

qwertyone 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:37

I would rather be treated nice on a random day rather than just because it's a special occasion. Besides, you never forgot a birthday?

unluckyluis 2

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:40

thats not a fml, it is a reaally good thing that a friend would take you out for lunch even without knowing that it was your birthday remembering a birthday is just puting it on the calendar, everyone can do it who agree with me?

Sashiko 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:41

Umm, how is this an FML? So he forgot your bday, who cares, it happens. I would be more grateful for the fact that he wanted to just take me out for no special reason.

blacklite69 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:42

Dude, I'd be pretty happy with that. He didn't even know it was ur birthday but he was willing to take you out to lunch anyway... I think that's really nice...