Money, Friends, Birthday and Awkward: It's on me

It's on me

By Rockyio - 30/09/2009 17:45 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My best friend called me at work and offered to take me out to lunch. When he went to pay for the meal, his card was declined so I told him not to worry and that I would pay for the birthday meal. He looked at me and said, "It's your birthday?" He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 378

You deserved it 3 603

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 547

You deserved it 2 930

How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 114

You deserved it 164

By nicegirl08 - 20/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 699

You deserved it 2 695

By abc - 27/05/2009 10:15 - Pakistan

Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 422

You deserved it 5 366

By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 15:33 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 717

You deserved it 4 747

Kinda sus

By Unwanted - 21/10/2023 22:00

Today, it's my birthday. My husband said he had to work today and “rain checked” my birthday celebration for “god knows when, because I’m so busy. I’ll let you know.” A couple of months ago it was his female work bestie’s birthday and he got her a cake, balloon, flowers, and requested time off to take her out for lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 140

You deserved it 155

By Nofriends - 09/07/2012 11:44 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 429

You deserved it 25 151

By unappreciated - 25/06/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I took my best friend out to dinner for my birthday. She gave me a gift after I paid the tab saying, "my mom thought you would like this - it was expensive." It was a lovely set of origami paper, which was the exact set I brought her as a souvenir from Japan. She was right, it was expensive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 807

You deserved it 2 824

By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 135

You deserved it 4 243

By jet8725 - 23/02/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 227

You deserved it 3 936

Sorrel 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:07

Well, at least you know that he is willing to be that nice on ANY day! Right?

zeal 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:16

Your best friend takes you out for dinner and offers to pay for the entire meal for no reason at all. How is this an FML? You have an awesome best friend :)

Comments

guitardedman 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 4:06

your man cards have been revoked, pussy. i think its only expected to know a guys birthday if youve known them for 4 years or live with them. grow a pair if you think your life is ****** because your buddy didn't remember it was your birthday. do you get upset when your friend doesn't notice your haircut?

Rockyio 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 4:15

lol i love how you guys actually take the time to voice your opinions. he forgot the date. no big deal. i am not mad at him. stop jumping to conclusions. oh and people telling me i have to man up and stop being a whiny bitch? get a life. the fml of this is he forgot and i had to pay because his card was declined. don't take things so seriously. geez!

Rockyio 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 4:21

oh and btw.. i ain't selfish, ungrateful, etc. this is suppose to be A FUNNY FML! you know? funny? that that that makes you laugh instead of getting angry and telling the OP to go die in a fire (#29 you got some serious issues)

Rockyio 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 4:39

..not to mention i am well aware that this guy is not only my best friend but my cousin and i have known him my whole life... THAT (to me) is what makes this FUNNY! the fact that he didnt even know what day it was. he knows when my birthday is. we go out to random lunches all the time. Guesss you had to be there to laugh as hard as we both did lol. haha FML. get it? GET IT? now if you'll excuse me, i gotta go trim the giant nutsack us guys have.

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 7:48

You fail at life. You preach for people to just see the humor in this and yet it's obvious that YOU have no sense of humor. Bitching about people being serious and then making three damned posts... seriously. I think you're the one who needs a life. Shut up and man up.

riplikethat 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 11:24

I was going to read all that but I just skipped to the Wulf's post for the conclusion.

Rockyio 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:41

no i do see the humor in everyone elses post because of how off they are, including yours. Who's preaching here? and so what if i have 3 posts. go poo poo in your diapers and cry about it lol

Amysbodybetrayal 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:47

Apparently you have no idea how the comments section of FML works. This is not a place where people come to say "Oh, haha, that's a funny FML!" This is where they come to tell you exactly why your life is ****** or why you really do deserve the situation you posted about. I'm sorry if that isn't what you expected from the FML comments, but that's what you're always going to get.

Rockyio 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 15:00

i've been on here for awhile lol. i know how it works lol. just saying people need to lighten up. but thats my opinion. everyone is entitled to theirs.

cherlana32 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:27

People do not need to lighten up. YOU need to stop posting FMLs that are not remotely amusing, and then getting your panties in a bunch when people think you're dumb.

Rockyio 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:54

lol im just stating the obvious

Amysbodybetrayal 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:09

If you know how the comments work, then stop trying to change it. And your way of telling people to "lighten up" kinda came out as rude and defensive. But that's just my opinion.

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:58

Lol, "go poo poo in your diapers"? Seriously? How old are you? I pointed out your three posts because it just shows how much of a whiney bitch you're being. Your further defensiveness is just proving the point.

babygraprefruit 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 5:00

I never met a man who cared who knew his birthday and who didn't, especially other men.

PlasmaFox 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 5:15

This isn't an FML

outofitall 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 6:25

Not an FML. I've had WAYY better 'declines' then this.

teiso_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 10:19

He may have forgotten your birthday, but look on the bright side, he took it upon himself to take you out for lunch for no reason at all! Although, it was irresponsible of him to do so without checking if he had enough money, first.