It's sus to us

By inder - 25/02/2011 16:03 - United Kingdom

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Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML
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jasonf00 1

Um, she did say "backwards" so giving herself oral still isn't happening.

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tcharbs 0

what an idiot flexibility=tons of hot positions you should find a guy with an emotional age over 5

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zimbosmurf 8

Feel free to come to germany and meet someone who appreciates your special abilities! ;)

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prinzess_fml 25

wow and that's your first comment ever apparently. contorsionist fetish?

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tencentsakiss 19

I think what you meant was that he needs to be kneed in the crotch :)

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whirlednews 8

Are you kidding me, he is jealous? So he wants to be that flexible? I would have so much fun with a chick like that.

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mexipunker 0

O_O Will you marry. me?

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loveisforever876 0

I agree with everyone, find a man! because it sounds like your dating a boy! :)

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lifesluck 0

you're pathetic. Anything for attention

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sourgirl101 28

Join the "Cirque du Soleil" since you seem to date clowns!(:

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Flickaferret 0

Since he appears to be one of the biggest douches in the world... text me sometime to chat with someone that is more than willing to take care of someone with such AMAZING talent! 704-HI-DUCKY

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emodude44 0

I'd **** OP in every conceivable position,

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