you're stupid, being hit in the dick dosen't hurt. Being hit in the ballson the otherhand...

if he's jealous of that he's probably a douche who wishes he could suck himself off but as a man I think I can speak for all of us when I say damn call me sometime haha

oh god thats so kinky

too bad your bf doesn't have a foot fetish, then you could blow him, suck him, and stick your feet in his face all at once!

hell, if you lived anywhere near me, my wife would probably drive me over to your house herself. haha tell boyfriend that he is a retard if he doesn't appreciate this 'special talent' that you have

well if he dumps you call me rofl

I think that's not a bad thing

Did you find this out while having sex with him or someone else? It might clear a few things up for you.

pretty sure you're lying

technically its " more stupid than me" and i get hat hes trying to say. getting bagged is definitely worse.