Farts and Love: It sort of is

It sort of is

By AMP4U - 31/08/2011 01:28 - United States

Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years-old. FML

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By anonymous - 20/03/2012 22:33 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

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By fartz - 31/08/2013 06:04 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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By anonymous - 14/03/2012 05:18 - Canada

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

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By lol - 05/12/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2017 22:00 - United States - Holland

Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML

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deviable 9

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:42

Dude, that is beyond awesome!

lovexbox 8

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:44

I'd laugh to, except it would be a bit awkward to be in a public place.

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Perc_fml 2

Wednesday 31 August 2011 17:26

Aaahhh go easy on the guy and just be happy he's staying young at heart!

professorR6 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 17:30

Your man is awesome. Good thing you found one with a sense of humor. Laughter in your lives will carry you through any hardships.

derecteevee 1

Wednesday 31 August 2011 17:58

guys think poop is funny. nuff said get used to it

giggles1497 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:02

ydi for not having a laugh once and a while. live a little.

MROMRO 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:09

Let the man be woman!

queenb1621 21

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:21

That sucks

unrose 1

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:41

Who wouldn't want a man with a sense of humor? This is not an fml.. It's just showing how ungrateful you are.

frigginchiggin 3

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:53

I'd marry him

Peacewind 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:54

You got no sence of humor. YDI for being a cold heartless bitch.

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 31 August 2011 19:02

Men never outgrow thinking farts are funny! I've been married 23 years & my hubby still thinks it's funny! Get used to it!

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It sort of is

Same thing different taste

Nervous

Love is in the air

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