I love that guy! once I made him keep saying my name as I masturbated. best 2 minutes if my life.

It's much better to ********** to the woman's voice. So I've heard anyway...!

Try making Microsoft Sam say "lalalalala nipples" in Algebra class...while the teacher is in the room.

I started trying to bring back the trend of Steven Hawking sex to my generation via Microsoft Sam. "Ooh oh ya, don't stop, ahh, etc"

My wifes nephews kept telling me they got "Call of duty", but all I could understand was calla doody. Me: You got what? him: I got calla doody. Me: That's awful. Were you able to clean it up? him: what? Me: The doody? him: I'm gonna play with it. Me: eeewww!

that is too funny

74- Thanks for making me laugh you jerk >:( people are trying to sleep!

LMFAO #74 im not supposed to be online at work lol. fail. funny story tho!

See, here's the problem. Slightly funny as it may be, OP's boyfriend has the maturity of a doorknob... OP is annoyed with this fact; she's more annoyed than amused. Therefore, the annoyance well cancels out the amusement which is why it's stupid to tell her to get a sense of humour.

Steff, I hope you're not annoyed that I'm amused by your comment.(: Btw, every time I read your comments, I always wonder if you have finally tried tiramisu?

I actually haven't tried it yet. :/ I kind of want to, just to say I have. No worries; I'm glad someone else is amused with my comments. :)

I wish both of you would try Shotgun Mouthwash. Alternatively, you could just learn to enjoy life and laugh at the stupid things.

89 - Oh, good. So now I know laughing at you is the right thing to do.

I laughed as well. In the right frame of mind this really is funny. Bottom.

funny, did you laugh?

Haha I kinda laughed too, ur not the only one dw.

yea I know! that sounds like something I would do.

me neither, i would probably laugh too, and i'm also 25.

i agree but i do see wuts wrong with a facebook pic for ur FML account

It's Batman!

Its pretty bad actually. I'm sure that's how 5 started out, and now look at him... going home with excitement in his eyes, ready to slide in that soft computer chair... not to look at ****, no that's too much... but rather to be taken aback hearing a fake mans voice say his name over and over and over as he wanks... until his gf gets home. "Honey, wyd?" .... "NOTHING! GET OUT OF MY LIFE!"

5 had sarcasm you ******* imbasol. He's joking around.

37 What's an imbasol? Is that some sort of spray?

@ 37: you have two choices: "imbecile" or "anbesol." we can always go 50/50 here and just make a portmanteau of the two; the problem is, what would it mean? i suppose the lesson here is that stupidity makes your teeth feel all numb. |the kid|

There would be other things numb if you're ******* anbesol....

hmm, that is true. i could take an educated guess as to what it may be, but it should be fairly obvious. then again, i wouldn't see the point of ******* it -- it's not like you'd really feel anything. |the kid|

72 LMFAO!!! love it

I guessed u wer kiwi jus from ur comment, didn't even hav to read your name

To be fair, that is pretty damn hilarious.

or awesome depending how you look at it