Surprise!

By Anonymous - 12/10/2022 02:00

Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truckstop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud, that I wet myself. FML
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RichardPencil 30

So close! You missed the target by 2-3 feet. How did that not induce labor?

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ninjacat 10

First off, congratulations on the pregnancy! Secondly, this sort of falls in neither category. It’s not YLS because pregnancy does generally mean you’ve signed up for the inevitable pants wetting incident (either a lot or a little) on occasion. It’s not YDI because I’m sure you didn’t intentionally open an occupied stall.

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RichardPencil 30

So close! You missed the target by 2-3 feet. How did that not induce labor?

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ninjacat 10

First off, congratulations on the pregnancy! Secondly, this sort of falls in neither category. It’s not YLS because pregnancy does generally mean you’ve signed up for the inevitable pants wetting incident (either a lot or a little) on occasion. It’s not YDI because I’m sure you didn’t intentionally open an occupied stall.

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Chazzster 28

OP, I assume you are aware that sometimes the locks on restroom stall doors are broken aren’t you? When I approach a stall I glance down to see if there are feet - That’s part of the reason stall doors don’t go all the way to the bottom. If there are feet in that stall don’t open the door… I get it that this was unintentional and OP was in a hurry. And that the stall user reacted in shock and surprise. It was unpleasant for both of you, but fortunately no one was really injured.

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