Health: Itchy arse

Itchy arse

By DaggerHole - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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Unpleasant, but clean

By deathparty352 - 12/10/2019 04:00

Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 10:35 - Philippines

Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML

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By Beardedlady - 27/09/2018 23:00 - United States - Madison

Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2017 12:00 - United States

Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 17:44 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML

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It's fine, I'll walk

By assholedad - 11/02/2015 21:00 - United States

Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML

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Fuzzy logic

By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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Different together

By jessie - 15/05/2021 04:00

Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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Welshite 39

Thursday 6 March 2014 17:59

Should have chosen "truth". On the other hand, I'm sure you have a sexy five o'clock shadow now. Too bad it's where the sun don't shine.

metallica_wins 20

Thursday 6 March 2014 17:59

Wax, definitely should've waxed.

Comments

barnicke 3

Thursday 6 March 2014 19:18

Instagram!!!! or it didn't happen :P

Kuro_Kamen 12

Thursday 6 March 2014 19:18

Don't really get that problem and I hardly shave my ass.

thefastnfuryass 14

Thursday 6 March 2014 19:20

Always helps to have an extra hand shave your ass for you..

xxsakuraxx 29

Thursday 6 March 2014 22:48

Eww!

thelittlemissy 29

Thursday 6 March 2014 19:21

Anyone else thinks op's nic is phenomenal?

Marzell 12

Thursday 6 March 2014 19:48

spiney sphincter was already used I'm assuming.

EmmaMK 35

Thursday 6 March 2014 19:23

No, the worst part is the itch. (Assuming it is the same as waxing your legs, but now I think about it, I don't want to be thinking about it). Ouch!

vikky538 28

Thursday 6 March 2014 19:31

man..that hurts... but you must be creative to plan a stubble look there..

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 6 March 2014 19:48

That's more like losing a bet material not a dare

tehandyz 7

Thursday 6 March 2014 20:29

isnt that the worst part of shaving anything?

Zakh8974 4

Thursday 6 March 2014 20:39

Get the lotion. lol

alexis8713 3

Thursday 6 March 2014 21:16

Now try shaving your dick see how that feels

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