By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 10:35 - Philippines

Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
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Keevarou 17

At least you learn from your mistakes :) Just be glad you did not use a 1 blade razor, that hurts even of you're not upset, believe me. But hey, you are still alive and know what to not do, so cheer up.

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TheDrudgeChild 4

Guys, "emo" is a ripoff subculture for kids who want to wear depression as a fashion statement. I'd like to se a person with REAL, SERIOUS problems declare themselves to be emo in public. It's because of them that people who self harm for real reasons aren't taken seriously.

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Keevarou 17

At least you learn from your mistakes :) Just be glad you did not use a 1 blade razor, that hurts even of you're not upset, believe me. But hey, you are still alive and know what to not do, so cheer up.

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Idonebeenhad 17

....It's an FML about accidentally cutting himself, you don't have to point out that it's good he's still alive

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Keevarou 17

11, indeed. I have never been bothered about accidentally cutting myself so, it could be fatal if he cut deep enough, that's what I was getting at. Or be sent to the hospital.

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Idonebeenhad 17

It's a razor, the worst that he could is cut some skin off, it's not like it could cut open his jugular vein and make him bleed out

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Idonebeenhad 17

It's common sense...

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Tali147 16

It seems to me that the OP could use some of Keevarous cheering up, yes? They were already upset and now they are injured. Even though it was not life threatening, it still was not fun, of that I am sure.

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kthxbie 10

Really guys, quit bothering eachother or I'll give you both an FML to post.

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CyborgBanana 12

Lol... Keevarou is cheery and optimistic, while IDoneBeenHad is too literal and realistic with his thinking. Complete opposites.

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Eiregal2 10

keevarou. I bet you give great hugs!!!

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afunnyterdcody 5

Haha no one likes your comments dude the keevster wins again!

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wilsontws 18

Ouch! Least you have lesser hair now than when you first started.

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mjoyn98 1

Where did you happen to be shaving..

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kittenvks 11

I think this is the more important question here

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KiddNYC1O 20

I'm gonna say balls.

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Already_Dead 15

#80, That's so not cool. Don't joke about that.

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SocialAmethyst 20

Awh, we have a sensitive person here. how cute! Buck up hoss and stop being a liberal hippy.

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DaDezza244 31

Hope you feel and get better soon OP :)

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ManInTheMachine 19

Damn, if you're angry enough to cut yourself, I can only imagine what you'd do to the person that pissed you off. If it does come to that, just ask Siri where to hide the body. ;)

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angelk12 6

Perhaps he was upset about his hair growth shampoo not working and decided it was time to start over. :P

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ArabFML 3

I've never thought to ask Siri that XD

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WCARlover 34

lol yes, take that frustration out on your hair, that'll do the trick

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OkitaCockroach 19

You know, that sounds pretty logical. I'm being sarcastic. YDI.

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Idonebeenhad 17

It hurts so good!

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instnt1nfction 17

Yeah, let that be the bright side of the situation.

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