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By Alliente - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Alliente - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
how about pirates?
my husband's the same exact way lol
Okay, I'm sorry, OP, but I laughed out loud when I read this x) Hopefully he understands your logic when you explain things to him, and that you get to go on your cruise after all :P
Oil spill. Won't see much.
Icebergs in Mexico. That's going against what most people believe in, you know, the lies retards think are global warming...
You deserve it, you should know if the guy is stupid before you go out with him.
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gotta prepare for those Mexican icebergs
For the love of God. Sit down tonight with him & Google where the gulf of Mexico is! Then maybe he will have a face palm moment and agree to go with you.