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By Alliente - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend. He won't go on a cruise with me in the gulf of Mexico, because he thinks we will crash into an iceberg like in Titanic. FML
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gotta prepare for those Mexican icebergs

For the love of God. Sit down tonight with him & Google where the gulf of Mexico is! Then maybe he will have a face palm moment and agree to go with you.

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Like THE Titanic, not like in. And before you ask, yes I know the movie

He's probably an american citizen? That would make a lot more sense to me then (they usually don't know anything outside their land)

My friend was scared to go with me for the same reason.. Yes. She thought that as well about the gulf.

Are you sure you want to be with someone dumb enough to think there are icebergs in the Gulf of Mexico? Personally you couldn’t get me to go on a cruise because of the close quarters and the possibility of disease (remember the pandemic?). But I wouldn’t be dumb enough to give the iceberg line…