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By Alliente - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend. He won't go on a cruise with me in the gulf of Mexico, because he thinks we will crash into an iceberg like in Titanic. FML
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teague95 16

gotta prepare for those Mexican icebergs

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zandalee 19

For the love of God. Sit down tonight with him & Google where the gulf of Mexico is! Then maybe he will have a face palm moment and agree to go with you.

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Buzzy123 7

He's right it's pretty hot there one could pop out of anywhere!

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Dan85 6

Hahahaha. I want to be friends with your boyfriend.

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freedomofmusic 12

Like "in" Titanic? It's a true story, not just a movie.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

You shouldn't want to go on this cruise with your friend either cause you might be in a situation that requires intelligence.

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Arrawyn 12

I'd be more afraid of catching a plague than anything...

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mercsl65 7

leave the land lubber alone. and go by yourself. then tell him all about the fun you had, the liqour you drank, the guys you sailed...

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CapnCapes 4

Dump him, then call the short bus to pick him up.

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