Animals, Cute and Love: Jealous much? - FML

Jealous much?

By Anonymous - 09/02/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told my hamster he loved her. Repeatedly. In 'cute' baby voices. He has yet to say it to me. FML

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By Cheese4men - 14/05/2010 23:28 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 06:10 - United States

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By erinbarto - 17/10/2019 20:00

Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML

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By idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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By 86145 - 16/08/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

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By hellphone_fml - 22/11/2018 03:00

Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML

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By Jane - 28/04/2016 03:58 - United States - Beaver Falls

Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML

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Top comments

Cupcaken 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:06

come on, give him a break. It's kinda different when it's a freaking hamster.

maskedman 9

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:07

he knows the hamster won't make a big deal out of it.

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marycharles 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:00

and also guys don't know how to express their feelings that well.

catriona_cd 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:01

well of course he does not love you. You are in Alabama and you are NOT his sister. Oh cmon someone had to say it :|

StewieBigFan 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:03

Wailcopter alert...You've been dating for like, what, two weeks? Grow up and start doing things to make him love you instead of whining about it. Trust me, it hurts a lot less to have people not tell you they love you, than tell you they love you but not mean it.

julian1179 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:06

mabe he's just practiceing?

Sekococo 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:13

Is he the same boyfriend who uses kitchen utensils to scratch his c**k O.o lol

quietlytearful 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:25

that was a brother, not a boyfriend...

hereisnowhy 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:57

Exactly.

Twi_lover_EC 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:16

Maybe the hamster is cuter?

wow_its_me_ 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 16:27

=D. (Y).

nibawan 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:19

get over it

koko1718 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:21

I love how I've posted wayyyy better FMLs and they don't get excepted...but this does

vetter_fml 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:43

I love how you're jealous of someone whose life got rated as crappier than yours. Maybe your oh-so-horrible life just isn't funny enough for the internet.

Ajjas013 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:07

Lol I see what you did there pendatic.

quietlytearful 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:28

I have to agree with snickerdoodles on this. saying "I love you" means nothing or, at least, it means very little when you are in high school. OP get over it, everyone loves their hamsters.

UKfan97 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:42

this isnt rly an FML,, bc i mean we all tell animals we love them lol theres rly nothing to worry about

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