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By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 04:00

Today, my stepdad punched me in the face after I told him I hated him. He and my mom came in 10 minutes later to try to convince me that I'd made it up in my head that he'd punched me. My face was still red. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

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Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2021 02:00

Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By Aliiveopen - 24/08/2020 07:02 - United States - Wasilla

Today, my mom got blackout drunk and tried to fight me, my stepdad, and my brother, resulting in my stepdad leaving, my brother getting 2 holes from a metal shelf my mom tried to joust him with, and I got bit. FML

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By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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acmariner99 25

Wednesday 2 October 2019 4:19

This is called gaslighting. (Physical abuse notwithstanding) ... get some help from the authorities if you are safely able to.

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 2 October 2019 5:56

Your mom is the worst, siding with the guy that hits her child. Go to the authorities and get help or you risk things getting worse and worse.

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acmariner99 25

Wednesday 2 October 2019 4:19

This is called gaslighting. (Physical abuse notwithstanding) ... get some help from the authorities if you are safely able to.

misswilwarin96 11

Wednesday 2 October 2019 5:00

If you're under 18, I would call tell someone outside of your family and call CPS. If you're over 18, there's not much you can do about it now. If it happens again, make sure you take photos of any injuries/evidence of the incident and call the police.

misswilwarin96 11

Wednesday 2 October 2019 17:03

Well duh, but since the stepdad & mom fiercely deny that it happened and at this point any physical evidence is gone, there's nothing they can do. All that'll come of them calling the cops on the stepdad is anger & resentment. On both sides.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 2 October 2019 5:22

Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. (If you don't get this, you didn't have siblings.)

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 2 October 2019 5:56

Your mom is the worst, siding with the guy that hits her child. Go to the authorities and get help or you risk things getting worse and worse.

Traveling_Book 9

Thursday 3 October 2019 5:36

To be fair to the mom if he punches the kid he’s definitely beating on her too. He probably threatened to smack her around more if she didn’t go along with his dumb plan. Bad situation all around.

Felice Godin 19

Wednesday 2 October 2019 9:28

me as a parent i would protect my children at all cost i would have sent his ass to jail and file for divorce so i dont understand why your momma would not protect her child they both deserve jail time

123Puppy 33

Wednesday 2 October 2019 14:53

Make sure you report him. I can’t believe your mom would take his side...

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 2 October 2019 23:21

call 911 and get stepdad arrested. get OUT of that house.

mas12806 24

Wednesday 2 October 2019 23:42

I see why you hate him

PlagueofFiction 20

Thursday 3 October 2019 0:36

I highly recommend that you take this to the police. This abuse by him, and your mother defending him by saying it never happened is why there are so many children mentally scarred in the world. Please, take it from someone who has an abusive father, tell the police.