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By ReginaW - 14/03/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my husband sat me down to tell me he’s filing for divorce as he’s fallen out of love with me and loves my 19 year-old daughter (his step-daughter). Furthermore, I’m off the lease when it expires next month so they can live together. We have a 2 month-old son. He replied, “OK, and? I’ll pay child support.” FML

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By Marytza - 25/06/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, it's my daughter’s 18th birthday. Today is also the day that my husband told me he’s leaving me for her, and he wants a divorce. When I threatened to press charges for potentially grooming her as a minor, he told me I don’t have a leg to stand on because, “She’s been at the age of consent anyway.” FML

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By Ughwhyyyy - 17/08/2022 04:00

Today, my husband filed for divorce. He also put himself “In a relationship” with my daughter on Facebook. She turned 18 a few days ago. He says it’s no big deal because, “at least I waited until she was legal.” The spineless idiot just doesn’t get it. FML

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By starley - 13/08/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2023 06:00

Today, it's been a few years since after I married my soulmate, and two years since he found he had a daughter with his ex. The last two years have been spent in custody court. Our savings are drained by support payments, and our own pregnancy plans are on indefinite hold. I can’t take much more. I want a divorce. FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By Julissa - 25/02/2021 00:30

Today, I got a call from my husband, saying that he wants a divorce, he’s been seeing his colleague and that she’s more compatible to him. I’ve just given birth to out first child. He told me, "Aww, good luck with that." FML

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By brokenhearted - 18/02/2010 09:51 - United States

Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML

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By Lorne - 02/06/2023 15:00

Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML

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Is this Woody Allen?

By ShockedToDeath - 08/07/2021 02:01

Today, I found out my husband got my 22 year-old daughter pregnant. Not only that, he’s drained our savings on her including a new iPhone and Macbook, designer clothes and handbags, etc. His defense, in all seriousness, was, "She’s not even my biological daughter, chill out." FML

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By Susanliz89 - 29/06/2023 03:00

Today, my husband is divorcing me for a girl who was born in 2004. Two thousand fucking four. He’s 41. FML

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Justkidding100 41

Thursday 14 March 2024 16:53

Woody Allen did it first and we really should have just made it illegal at that point

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 14 March 2024 15:01

Oh, I'm so sure this just stepped into pedo territory. Take both of them and walk. If the daughter objects, you know he groomed her.

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sarsuela 29

Thursday 14 March 2024 13:01

Why does he expect his son to move out just because he found a new girlfriend? Leave the three of them to be and see how long it lasts.

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 14 March 2024 15:01

Oh, I'm so sure this just stepped into pedo territory. Take both of them and walk. If the daughter objects, you know he groomed her.

Justkidding100 41

Thursday 14 March 2024 16:53

Woody Allen did it first and we really should have just made it illegal at that point

Lost Reggie 20

Thursday 14 March 2024 19:51

Extremely confused as to how this man remains above room temperature.

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 14 March 2024 20:07

Oh, he'd be wearing cement shoes if I had anything to say about it.

MxCrix3333 10

Thursday 14 March 2024 20:12

This is awful! And I'm concerned for your step-daughter! He has much more power than her. Even if the stepdad has been in her life for a year or so, and she was an adult or near-adult, it is still icky and concerning.

Kaneki Chiaki 15

Friday 15 March 2024 9:14

And your daughter is okay with it? What the ****?

D J's MOM 17

Friday 15 March 2024 13:58

so many ifs. are you close to her? did he groom her? is she okay with this? you obviously need to be away from him, the question is whether or not you need to get help for your daughter. also, get a good lawyer and take him for everything.