Jesus, take the wheel - FML

Jesus, take the wheel

By ThreeMoreYears - 03/03/2020 03:01

Today, during my religion class, my instructor decided to use the state of the class's cars as a metaphor for our relationship with God. When I told him my car had been totalled in an accident last week, he yelled at me for being an "agent of Satan." One class down, 59 to go. FML

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By badDriver - 28/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

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Are you kidding me?

By Anonymous - 11/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Greensburg

Today, I was on my way to college when I got in a car wreck with none other than my professor. My car was totaled and couldn't drive, but his could so I missed class, but he still made it. The end result? He marked me as an "unexcused absence" and gave me a zero. The accident was his fault. FML

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By Katie - 23/06/2011 16:39 - United States

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

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You deserved it 2 813

By patrickalamo - 14/06/2011 14:23 - United States

Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML

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You deserved it 40 645

By winks - 09/11/2016 19:06 - United States - Reno

Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML

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You deserved it 1 734

By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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You deserved it 2 578

By crap car - 30/03/2016 01:13 - United States - Golden

Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML

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You deserved it 1 862

By jcheer113 - 17/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 926

You deserved it 31 766

By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

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You deserved it 2 126

By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 18:38 - Ireland

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

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WistayShlaio82 13

Tuesday 3 March 2020 3:36

Wow, he went a bit overboard

distortedcognition 17

Tuesday 3 March 2020 20:01

Time to drop a class

Comments

WistayShlaio82 13

Tuesday 3 March 2020 3:36

Wow, he went a bit overboard

Aiden89 23

Tuesday 3 March 2020 4:49

Was is something like “Satan Be Gone!” ?

ahabsfan 14

Tuesday 3 March 2020 11:32

Jesus take the wheel.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Tuesday 3 March 2020 19:01

why are you wasting money on that

distortedcognition 17

Tuesday 3 March 2020 20:01

Time to drop a class

spinspinsugar 12

Tuesday 3 March 2020 20:05

gotta love religion

LostSoul 19

Tuesday 3 March 2020 20:58

Was it said as a joke or seriously?

Taylor Caldwell 10

Thursday 5 March 2020 23:23

I can’t comprehend how so many people actually still believe in that fiction.

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