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By anomynous - 03/12/2020 11:01

Today, I woke up with my period. At least I'm getting into the Christmas spirit with red and green shorts, right? FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2022 09:00 - Canada

Today, for the first time in years, my period is early. I woke up at 5 a.m. with the worst cramps I've ever had in my life. Medicine isn't helping. It's literally so bad I feel like I want to throw up. It's fucking Christmas but hey, it wouldn't be 2022 if my garbage pile of a body wasn't ruining something for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 08:02

Today, I started my period and have cramps that came from the hottest part of hell. I also have to go to work so that I don’t lose my holiday pay. Happy New Year to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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By Pill popping zit monster - 23/12/2016 04:16

Today, my period has given to me 4 giant zits, 3 screaming shits, 2 stomach ulcers, and a fever blister on my lips. A few days until Christmas and the gifts keep coming. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2013 17:19 - United States - Lake Ariel

Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML

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The planets aligned

By Anonymous - 15/08/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2018 19:00

Today, I got my period during my dance solo. My costume was white. FML

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Help! I need somebody!

By Anonymous - 11/07/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML

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By SadOldBag - 23/08/2018 21:30 - United States - Estero

Today, I received the gifts of my period, diarrhea, severe dizziness and double vision, and an ant infestation in my home. These were followed by the glaring absence of any gifts from my husband. Happy 40th to me. FML

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By faulty plumbimg! - 31/08/2013 12:14 - India

Today, I got my period 2 days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML

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Sebastiaan Pongers 10

Thursday 3 December 2020 20:12

Let's just hope that green is the original colour of your shorts and not an extra addition next to the red 😅

spinspinsugar 12

Thursday 3 December 2020 22:02

if it's any consolation, I had mine on Halloween, Thanksgiving, and I'm gonna have it on Christmas too.

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Sebastiaan Pongers 10

Thursday 3 December 2020 20:12

Let's just hope that green is the original colour of your shorts and not an extra addition next to the red 😅

Yummi_913 18

Thursday 3 December 2020 20:35

Shouldn't you be happy your period came now and will be gone during Christmas week? I'd be thrilled for that kind of timing. I always have mine ON important days. EVERY important day. Thank **** I haven't had mine for over a year all thanks to breastfeeding 🥳

spinspinsugar 12

Thursday 3 December 2020 22:02

if it's any consolation, I had mine on Halloween, Thanksgiving, and I'm gonna have it on Christmas too.

jajja_875124352 5

Friday 4 December 2020 0:45

Literally happens to almost every female at some point. No biggie.

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