By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 02:18 - United States - Bronx

Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML
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Marie54321 19

At least you weren't eating a hot dog, who knows where he could have bit you then?

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Marie54321 19

At least you weren't eating a hot dog, who knows where he could have bit you then?

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tygerarmy 35

At least the drunk person bit the OP, and not the cotton candy, bit wounds heal, cotton candy is precious.

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silveronica5 12

I think he needs glasses, hope you're okay though

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wastedpenguin 14

way more then a vision problem if your mistaking people for cotton candy

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Yeah no glasses. Just the alcohol talking and seeing…and maybe some other things too.

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singer0421 32

That gives new meaning to the phrase "fluffy."

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Corvo_Attano_4 12

Hopefully the stranger was really attractive

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Yeah, being bitten by a stranger is only weird if said stranger is ugly...

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bachoman 10

Benign intoxicated does thrown off your depth perception...

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kabza 13

somebody thinks they're luis suarez..

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PerditaDessa 38

Maybe you looked like the sweeter of his choices. In all seriousness, though, if he broke the skin be sure to go see a doctor.

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