Job satisfaction

By Mark - 06/01/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML
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lettertjes 0

Yeah sucks, but what do you expect as a janitor?

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nenagh_ 0

yeah, it is kind of your job. if you don't want to clean, don't be a janitor?

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Mustardnight 3

Janitors ftw! They are the shit that glues us all together.

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BikerMike 0

If you can't stand that kind of shit, then find another job.

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derschadenfreude 5

wtf? you're a janitor, that's what your job is

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theuglytruth1084 0

um, YOU'RE A JANITOR.... cleaning shit up is your JOB... maybe if you don't want to scrub shit and vomit out of toilets, you should have loftier career goals!!!! LOL YDI!!!!!

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perdix 29

Didn't you also have to clean up your vomit, too, because, puke begets puke? That's a rule, isn't it, or do they beat it out of you in janitor school? I would think that cleaning up bodily fluids and excrement would be a big part of the janitor's job description. This would be a real FML if you had just been elected governor of a state and your first official duty was cleaning up some kid's doody.

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Compass 0

FYL because you were doing your job? On second thought, you deserve it since it is your job.

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