Work: Job satisfaction

Job satisfaction

By Mark - 06/01/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML

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You deserved it 4 312

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By Worstjob - 03/03/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

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You deserved it 4 438

Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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You deserved it 108

By LesToiliettes - 25/03/2012 07:12 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 2 172

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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You deserved it 146

By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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You deserved it 732

Nice neighborhood

By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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You deserved it 78

By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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You deserved it 2 816

By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

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You deserved it 9 169

By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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You deserved it 2 574

Get me out of here

By fraz206 - 18/03/2019 16:00

Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML

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You deserved it 174

lettertjes 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 9:16

Yeah sucks, but what do you expect as a janitor?

nenagh_ 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 9:17

yeah, it is kind of your job. if you don't want to clean, don't be a janitor?

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DRY0YRD 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 6:32

Today, I started my new job as a cashier in a store. The first thing that happened to me when I came in was that I had to ring up items for a customer. Not only did I do that, but I also had to give them a receipt. FML. In conclusion: it's your job, deal with it.

theredheadthree 9

Thursday 7 January 2010 7:17

and what exactly did you think you would be doing as a janitor???

roryrobotic 5

Thursday 7 January 2010 8:57

Um.. Okay? Can everyone shut up? Maybe the FML was about being a janitor in conclusion. ****.

iwadasn 32

Tuesday 19 March 2013 0:46

"Can everyone shut up?" Seriously? I'm sorry, I didn't realize nobody was allowed to comment in the comment section besides you.

coolsteve 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 13:22

the kid ate shit?

stillxsearching 3

Friday 8 January 2010 3:56

10% of americans are unemployed, be glad you get a paycheck every other week instead of bitching about what you have to do to get it, you ungrateful POS.

urpeoplearedumb 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 1:57

So because you have a job you have to like it? You are f*cking retarded people. Idc who you are, you are not going to be thinking "yay i get to clean up shit and puke today!!!'' its his god given right to bitch about what he does. thats the whole point of this website you dumb f*cks. I bet you never bitched one day in your life have you? no matter what you bitch about someone could always say something like "well at least you have food and arent starving to death" or "at least you can read" or "at least you arent a complete f*cking moron" oh wait, they cant say that can they?

iwadasn 32

Tuesday 19 March 2013 0:43

Not liking your job is one thing. Complaining that you're expected to fulfill your job description while at that job is another thing. Honestly, what did he expect being a janitor was going to be like? Did he think that he was going to get paid to sit around all day doing nothing? If he doesn't want to do the work that his job entails, I'm sure there are plenty of people in this economy who would gladly take his job.

girlslikeboyz 0

Monday 11 January 2010 0:42

That is SICKK !!!!!!! Atleast he has a job. I have total respect for a man that can keep a stable nice job so I have nothing against his job at the moment.