Gross and Love: Joe Bidet

Joe Bidet

By userrrrr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML

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Chefwannabe 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 11:37

There's a keeper!

takkman 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 11:43

Are you sure she wasn't joking... i mean... come on... who does that?

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daniryane 0

Monday 19 October 2009 7:38

gross

morgan020 0

Monday 19 October 2009 7:49

well if someone ever tells you to eat shit and you start licking your girlfriends feet at least now we will all know why.

OnlyIfYouLoveMe 0

Monday 19 October 2009 8:11

woah!! Dude, your girlfriend has some serious problems. Find her a seat on the little yellow bus and send her packing. Immedeatly!

JessiGoose 0

Monday 19 October 2009 11:01

Ew, wtf?

Grangoire 0

Monday 19 October 2009 17:10

Could be worse... Instead of being stupid, she could be right about the cleanliness of her feet in comparison to the toilette. O_O

Amkii 0

Monday 19 October 2009 22:08

Ugh, ****! She's a class act!

Roxas_fml 0

Monday 19 October 2009 22:33

Dump her.

heliophobia 13

Tuesday 20 October 2009 3:37

Your girlfriend is a bit odd

outlandish912 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 11:10

I'm sorry, but that's hilarious.

iPsych0 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:03

So ?

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