Joe Bidet
By userrrrr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By userrrrr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
#40, the actual water that runs into the toilet may be cleaner than tap water, I don't know, but she's sticking her foot in the toilet bowl. There's residue from shit left in there, which certainly has a lot of bacteria... In other words, that's not cleaning your feet, that's making them dirtier.
Actually that toilet bowl (even after use and flush) has less bacteria than for example dishcloth... atleast on average as people do not was / change the dishcloth enuf. Oh btw where did the bacteria come to the toilet... ? ;)
IV drug users often use toilette tank water. shooting up at the fountain is frowned upon in polite society. unfortunately that water is often contaminated. its linked to the bowl, where waste goes. waist is what your belt goes around. anyhow, these drug users contract a lot of diseases, like hepatitis. so NO, the water anywhere in or around the toilette is not clean- ever. the OPs gf probably gets off on being a filthy little girl. she deserves a spankin. and thorough, proper washing.
Charming.
that reminded me of an old turkish comedy movie. main character was a villager from underdeveloped countryside of turkey and came to the big city. when he first saw the alafranga toilet (alafranga they call the regular toilet of west because in countryside people do their business without seating. they just crouch on the top of ceramic tiled holes which is called an alaturka toilet) the first thing came to his mind was that it should be a feet washer...
is she a pointe dancer? cause thats what we do if we bleed through our shoes
What a coincidence, after watching "paul blart mall cop" on dvd I tried to flush that crap down the toilet but it got stuck thus screwing me over again
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Are you sure she wasn't joking... i mean... come on... who does that?