Joe Bidet

By userrrrr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML
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Top comments

takkman 0

Are you sure she wasn't joking... i mean... come on... who does that?

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poeticvibez07 0

i was thinking maybe your gf isn't from the USA and then it hit me like I've never heard of ANY other country washing their feet in a toilet.... you need to show her how to wash

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Superawesomestev 0

Thats how I was my balls. I just dangle them in the bowl and flush.

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Atamix 0

i do the same thing, i also rinse my hair this way.

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RPGod 0

Ewwwwww. As a guy with a foot fetish, I think that's horrible.

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soiree_fml 0

D: that is ******* disgusting oh my god

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FerrariCake 2

Doesn't everyone in North Carolina do that? Did you just move there from the big city?

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Captain_Jello 0

Oh har har, good joke... did you come up with that all by yourself or did your life partner help you out?

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PlasmaWafflez 0

Toilet water is actually cleaner than tap water (No joke)

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blastvortex 3

hahahaha *deep breath* hahahahaha, ROTFLMAO xD

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couturefab 0

a lot of you guys are nasty if you really think that cleaning of your feet in a toilet is okay. When you take a shit...100% of the time it stays there, just like you have to clean a shower from mildew and mold, you have to clean a toilet from shit and mold and mildew....chick is nasty

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dravthorn6669 0

to the person who thinks toilet water is cleaner than tap water(#40). from a medical stand point you obviously know absolutely about bodily waist and should check your facts before posting comments anywhere where someone who actually uses there brain for more than a paper weight might see it. to you i suggest you be very careful not to choke to death while eating your jello and then have a nice day, you special person you.

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