Joe Bidet

By userrrrr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML
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Top comments

Are you sure she wasn't joking... i mean... come on... who does that?

Comments

dear God Almighty i hope this is a lie hahaha

Muwuahahaha 0

I wonder how she washes her hair....

scott_m319 0

Goodness, that had to be quite a shock. But to me it seems almost cute in a way...

like a female version of calvin from Calvin and Hobbes.

If your idea of washing your feet is sticking your foot in the toilet and flushing... you might be a redneck. Damn you, Blue Collar Comedy Tour for giving me ideas for making jokes.

Pahaha this sounds like a mannerism straight out of the Lonely Islands "Dreamgirl" song lmao xD

dilbert551 8

I soaked my feet in a bidet once cuz there was only a stand up shower in our hotel room in Venice. My wife unfortunately thought it would be funny to take a pic and put it on FB. It was interesting explaining the situation to everyone.