Joe Bidet

By userrrrr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 440
You deserved it 3 837

Top comments

Are you sure she wasn't joking... i mean... come on... who does that?

Comments

I don't see how this is disgusting enough for people to think the OP should dump his gf, as long as the toilet was empty. Your feet probably get way dirtier just by walking around. Washing your feet in the toilet is just weird, its not really disgusting though.

I wash my feet in the toilet? It tickles! I want your girlfriend, we could have some serious kinky shit going on in the bathroom. Also. MLIA sucks... I don't know why it just doesn't cut it for me, the name just sucks it has no charisma. 'My Life Is Average' just says to me "I am a boring website"

Classy! As long she does it in her own toilet at home, it's okay. If she does that in a public restroom, well...

xSceneSceneBabyx 0

and it's even more disgusting if you have a foot fetish.

grimmelok 0

I feel like the only reason people could defend the girlfriend in this is because she's washing her feet. You wouldn't wash your hands or hair in the supposed toilet water "as clean as the shower or the faucet," would you?

I hope u don't suck her toes or give her foot rubs haha

I'm still kind of gagging at this one. Very repulsing

nasty bish......i wonder how she washes her a$$

Uhm... Well, OP, you've inspired me to make sure any future relationships in my life do not involve toilet-washed feet.