Joe Smooth

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hebron

Today, I went on my first date. Everything went great until I went to brush my date's hair over her ear like they do in the movies. I poked her dead in the eye. FML
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oicu812xD 16

You must have some seriously bad depth perception or hand eye coordination. FYL

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Palirose 22

From being on FML as long as I have...Ive learnt it's never good to try to be perfect or like what they do in movies. It's better to go at your own pace.

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ulquiorra102 10

You'll find that romantic moves in movies don't normally work in real life

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amifaiyaz 12

As soon as I read 'like they do in the movies ', I hit YDI. Be creative in your romantic attentions.

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Thorzix 23

Lol I did the same. Btw, if that picture's you, you're ******* beautiful, Just sayin'.

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sicksadworld1317 30

Well . . . It may have not started as a blind date, but it sure ended as one.

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RainbowVomit18 3

I threw up in a dumpster and spilled a whole cup full of mountain dew in my date's car on our first date, and he's now been my boyfriend for almost a year. You'll be fine.

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djxerxes9000 18

Been there, done that. Happens to the best of us. Yes I am the best of us.

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noobsatin 19

that's what happens when you can't be original.

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onorexveritas 23

romantic thoughts rarely go as planned

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