Joe Smooth

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hebron

Today, I went on my first date. Everything went great until I went to brush my date's hair over her ear like they do in the movies. I poked her dead in the eye. FML
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oicu812xD 16

You must have some seriously bad depth perception or hand eye coordination. FYL

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Palirose 22

From being on FML as long as I have...Ive learnt it's never good to try to be perfect or like what they do in movies. It's better to go at your own pace.

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Enslaved 36

Sounds more like a "Three Stooges" movie now. :P

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maraka_musso_fml 16

Never do in RL what they do in movies.

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manasstalker 7

Aww it's okay. Everyone has stuff go amiss on the first date! Hopefully you two just laughed it off together.

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Julianne_sings 10

If everything was going great beforehand, a little mistake like that won't ruin it. Nothing ever happens like it does in the movies. Guys are human and make mistakes too. I'm sure she'll understand.

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Fmlsea 28

Umm not the smoothest move ever , but if she really likes she will let it slide . If you get another chance with her stick to something you are more comfortable with or pray that you give her a really good kiss .

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shutup15 5

My eye seems to get poked a lot from this same thing, so don't worry OP!

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BananerzFresh 12

Ronance turned into comedy. Or horror depending on how she reacted.

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mimikinsz01 6

Haha. Very romantic, i don't think she hated it this would be a great story to tell.

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BeMyLove15 10

She'll forgive you, at least you put effort in.

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