Jog on

By Anonymous - 06/10/2021 10:59

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Today, my husband told me that the only reason he took up jogging 4 years ago was because my mother moved in next door to us and he knew it would kill my sex drive. We haven’t had sex in 4 years. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Back in my day, "jogging" meant running at a slow pace for exercise. Seems to have a new meaning these days. Looks like it means ritual masturbation or wandering the neighborhood trolling for horny housewives.

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sherri_baby88 36

The wife lost her sex drive because the mother moved in next door. Not the husband's fault. He's jogging to rid himself of pent up frustration.

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ahabsfan 14

I think you need to be concerned about where he jogs to. The jogging isn’t the only exercise he’s engaging in.

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Dirtysalamander1 13

look a partner somewhere else or talk to him. no solution then open relationship or find

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RichardPencil 30

Back in my day, "jogging" meant running at a slow pace for exercise. Seems to have a new meaning these days. Looks like it means ritual masturbation or wandering the neighborhood trolling for horny housewives.

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Brightside86 30

Seems like a flimsy excuse to not have sex with you. Having someone move next door would have 0% impact on that aspect of my relationships.

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nitsud82 14

what? why would him jogging kill your sex drive? why would your mother moving in next door make your husband want to kill your sex drive?? I can understand him being upset at her moving so close. that def can be seen as overstepping and boundary stomping. but why stop having sex over it?

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sherri_baby88 36

The wife lost her sex drive because the mother moved in next door. Not the husband's fault. He's jogging to rid himself of pent up frustration.

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