Sex, Neighbours and Intimacy: Jogging is dangerous

Jogging is dangerous

By jumpedjogger - 14/09/2011 08:34 - United States

Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2021 10:59

Today, my husband told me that the only reason he took up jogging 4 years ago was because my mother moved in next door to us and he knew it would kill my sex drive. We haven’t had sex in 4 years. FML

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By Caught - 11/11/2010 13:34 - United States

Today, I was in the car hooking up with my boyfriend. He was on top of me when I noticed my neighbor jogging toward the car. Instead of hiding, I felt compelled to wave as he jogged past us. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was feeling motivated to improve my unhealthy miserable life and went for a jog. Halfway through, I tripped on my own shoelace and scared a couple walking their dog. According to my wife, it's already been gossiped about in our neighborhood. FML

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By jitiizer - 19/09/2012 17:02 - Netherlands - Leeuwarden

Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

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By katybaby - 09/12/2010 17:15 - United States

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

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By bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 14:53 - United States - Middleton

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

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kayladance101 13

Wednesday 14 September 2011 16:06

Well if his wife wont have sex with him, maybe she'll do it with you! Give it a try :)

cooperd52 6

Wednesday 14 September 2011 16:07

That's assault. Why dont you report him?

Comments

live_2_eat 5

Wednesday 14 September 2011 17:09

Jealous bastard. Drag his fat, lazy ass around with you next time you go for a jog; he obviously needs it! Oh and yeah... get him charged for assault :p

lastsinglepanda 16

Wednesday 14 September 2011 17:12

Go to an animal shelter and adot the biggest meanest most mistreated dog there, give it lots of food and affection and then you go jogging with the dog and see if your neighbor will try shit like that again.

kharaput 1

Wednesday 14 September 2011 17:13

Why is everyone telling you to go scree his wife when the more important thing you need to do is reach down, grab ahold, and man up! Quit being a pussy and go kick his ass.

booboojlc 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 18:37

Agreed!

Daralea 21

Wednesday 14 September 2011 20:32

Totally! And he should bring a weapon too to spice things up! -_- nutters

dj2013 6

Wednesday 14 September 2011 17:21

call the police on him.....STUPID

FirebirdF350 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:51

This is strictly a comment to your profile, followed by your actual comment, single? NAWWW REALLY?? With a picture of two girls fully dressed in the shower? Never would have guessed. Comment to the comment, please don't just repeat what's already been said on this thread, maybe he doesn't want to call the cops

withasmile 3

Wednesday 14 September 2011 17:28

Press charges.

athos1237 4

Wednesday 14 September 2011 17:28

Did you call the police and have his stupid ass thrown in jail. Should have had him arrested and then said "since your wife won't put out, enjoy being someone's bitch in jail" FYL! Then go bang his wife. If you didn't do that the YDI.

Arch27 27

Wednesday 14 September 2011 17:35

Yay for Battery! Call the cops.

scottgeo 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 17:38

You should beat the shit out of him then force him to watch as you **** his wife.

1NaMillion 13

Wednesday 14 September 2011 17:42

Maybe the OP is just so damn ugly, any woman that sees him completely forgets all feelings toward getting intimate? If so, I probably would have kicked his ass too...