Jogging is dangerous

By jumpedjogger - 14/09/2011 08:34 - United States

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Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML
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kayladance101 13

Well if his wife wont have sex with him, maybe she'll do it with you! Give it a try :)

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cooperd52 6

That's assault. Why dont you report him?

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YouCanHaveACoke 0

I'm assuming that means you're in shape and attractive. Pics or it didn't happen. =P

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rocxtar 1

On a scale from 1 to 10..how how are you??? that my friend..is an 11th's situation

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ellakacyme22 6

invite them round for tea and give his wife an eye full who knows you might get to the bottom of it all

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blackmetalfan 5

correction: HE'S the reason his wife won't have sex with him what a dumbass

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theonlysweetpea 10

I'm with #116! Better **** his wife

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theonlysweetpea 10

You should totally file a restraining order

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twinmomnak 2

File charges against him for assault... You are not the issue.. He is..

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mlle_noelle 13

I really hope you called the cops on his deranged ass. He didn't consider that his charming personality was the reason he wasn't getting any from his wife?

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MaD_JP 2

Maybe you shouldn't be jogging half naked, wear a shirt creep!

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gamer19 3

fight back why u scared...u should screw his wife minus well

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