Judge Judy

By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Lacey

Today, while doing my job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around the parking lot and picked some trash up, trying to help out. Faith in humanity: + 1. About an hour later, I saw a woman pick a bug off of her windshield and eat it. Faith in humanity: - 200. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 959
You deserved it 2 933

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perdix 29

Why is bug-eating 200 times as bad as picking up trash is good? I'd give her a -1 at worst. Of course, our first mistake is putting our faith in the expertise of a cart clerk.

I don't think it was the actual act of eating an insect. Lots of people do that. I know you can buy them in lollipops, fried, covered in chocolate...you get the idea. I think OP was pointing out the fact that the woman was right outside a store, which most likely had some sort of food product, and chose to eat a bug that may have been on her windshield for days. I don't know about you, but I choose not to eat smashed-to-a-pulp aged insect. Just sayin'.

perdix 29

I'd think that if she were a bug connoisseur, she'd immediately notice fresh kill on her windshield. I could fault her for eating it raw when bugs are so much better sautéed in garlic butter.

Or she may have been actively bug hunting. I wouldn't be surprised if she's mapped out all the insect migrations within a fifty mile radius. I'm sure she speeds down the road at 100+ mph trying to catch as many bugs as she can on her windshield.

perdix 29

#51, I was going to guess that she wasn't a customer of the store at all, but excitedly pulled into the store lot just after a successful splat. I've heard bugs are particularly enjoyable if their legs are still kicking as you swallow them. A friend of mine said so . . . yeah, that's it.

#61: Only if you have soy sauce. I'll supply the soy sauce, you get the bugs.

babebeegurl95 7

I don't see how this is an fml...

perdix 29

Watching someone eat an insect is not the least bit troubling to you? To qualify as an FML, it doesn't have to be like having a death squad murder your entire family.

Stuff that is far more degrading happens everyday...

CallMeMcFeelii 13

My thoughts exactly! Haha thank god for you Noor. I lost faith in humanity until I read this comment.

I decided this was an FML as soon as I read "Cart Clerk"