Judge Judy
By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Lacey
By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Lacey
Bug vs wild
It's UNDER 9000!!!!!!!!!
Why is bug-eating 200 times as bad as picking up trash is good? I'd give her a -1 at worst. Of course, our first mistake is putting our faith in the expertise of a cart clerk.
I don't think it was the actual act of eating an insect. Lots of people do that. I know you can buy them in lollipops, fried, covered in chocolate...you get the idea. I think OP was pointing out the fact that the woman was right outside a store, which most likely had some sort of food product, and chose to eat a bug that may have been on her windshield for days. I don't know about you, but I choose not to eat smashed-to-a-pulp aged insect. Just sayin'.
Or she may have been actively bug hunting. I wouldn't be surprised if she's mapped out all the insect migrations within a fifty mile radius. I'm sure she speeds down the road at 100+ mph trying to catch as many bugs as she can on her windshield.
#61: Only if you have soy sauce. I'll supply the soy sauce, you get the bugs.
Stuff that is far more degrading happens everyday...
Why is it -200 for that?
No, it IS 9000.
I decided this was an FML as soon as I read "Cart Clerk"
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She must have been watching man vs wild
Cleveland voice^