Judge Judy

By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Lacey

Today, while doing my job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around the parking lot and picked some trash up, trying to help out. Faith in humanity: + 1. About an hour later, I saw a woman pick a bug off of her windshield and eat it. Faith in humanity: - 200. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 959
You deserved it 2 933
Halloween: Terror and Laughter
Discover stories that combine fright and humor for an unforgettably funny Halloween. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

hemz_fml 13

She must have been watching man vs wild

256 2

Comments

reject214 10

Reading some of these FMLs, faith in humanity: -1 billion

5 0
123man 11

If seeing someone eat a bug makes you cry out, "FML!", then YDI.

5 1
ntd309 14

And you see 80% of America vote for Romney or Obama. Faith in humanity -10000

0 0
nevershoutkendal_fml 10

I hear they're nutritious. To each her own, I guess.

2 0
tennisrapper1 14

39 - No its -9000. God, stupid people these days...

12 4
bestnameright 14

Lol yeah it's gross but it's a good way to lose weight and save money on food! Plus if you're talking bout faith in humanity somebody not giving money to food companies ruining the environment should give you faith! But still that is pretty gross...

1 2
Warden1986 16

I think I lost two brain cells, while reading your comment.

1 0
bestnameright 14

Today, I was was just doing my thing crawling around on some ladies windshield when she ate me. Think of how I had to get out...FML

1 3
freakguy455 0

In a few years ( after the apocalypse ) when all your convenient food is gone, you'll be starving, she'll be thriving.

2 0
lelo007 11

Maybe she has a form of that PICO disease where she has the impulse to eat dead bugs. It's not very rare, but it is still quite uncommon.

2 0