Anxiety and Health: Jumpy

Jumpy

By tgstreaks - 23/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

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By tan disaster - 27/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML

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By Wannabees - 03/04/2012 05:13 - Canada

Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML

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By Ellowise - 24/12/2009 10:06 - Belgium

Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML

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By lover21 - 08/05/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

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By huulo - 16/11/2010 10:07

Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML

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By missko519 - 22/05/2015 07:36 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML

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By blotchy-girl - 15/07/2009 04:00 - New Zealand

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By Crispy - 21/06/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend talked me into tanning in a tanning bed for the first time ever. I have never tanned before and didn't know you are supposed to ease into it. I tanned for 15 minutes in the "super bed" and have lobstered. My ass and nuts got the worst of it. FML

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By LXA429 - 12/03/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:06 - Denmark

Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML

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peach_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:10

No offense, but how much of a whimp can you be? You know it's the spray tan...yet you're still so scared you pee yourself. YDI

Audio828 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:23

Oh poor guys that had to clean up that mess.

Comments

anamo_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 19:52

YDI for having a weak bladder...

stinkybutt 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 19:56

thats gross. haha. i feel bad for the next person in there. now there's pee in it..

salted 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 19:56

idiot. don't they tell you that it's supposed to make a loud noise?

pinkfakecheez 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:00

I feel sorry for you but you should have done some research. Of course it's going to spray your face and of course it's going to make a noise of some sort. Saying you couldn't breathe makes you sound slightly claustrophobic, so if you are it may not have been such a good idea to go into a tanning booth. Also, I'm quite jumpy when it comes to loud noises, but I have never been jumped so much that I peed myself. You should have emptied your bladder before you got in the booth if you knew that you had a weak bladder. In fact, you shouldn't have booth-tanned at all if you knew that you had a weak bladder and that it was going to make a noise. Overall, YDI.

arms_akimbo 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:16

You. Pissed. Yourself. What are you, 3 years old?

HurriKaty 4

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:17

Spray tans are ugly and orange anyway, so YDI.

leftie 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:20

what the hell

rabbit_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:38

Pansy

Sgt_Schadenfreud 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:43

I still haven't stopped laughing.

Kitty34_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:44

I thought you were supposed to wear a bikini or something in those spray tan booths. Spray tans look fake anyway. I would suggest going out in the sun or buying one of those body moisturizes with a light bronzer mixed in. They work REALLY well and they're only like 6 bucks. I think "experts" reccommend 30 minutes of sun every day, which is more than enough for a good tan.