Jumpy

By tgstreaks - 23/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 906
You deserved it 91 028

Same thing different taste

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peach_fml 0

No offense, but how much of a whimp can you be? You know it's the spray tan...yet you're still so scared you pee yourself. YDI

Oh poor guys that had to clean up that mess.

Comments

poop135 0

this was definately on seventeen magazine. not original.

what are you, ******* five? the tanning spray scared you lmao.

the sun CAN cause you cancer if you don't protect yourself (UVA and UVB sunscreeen) but ahahha you do fail for fake tanning AND peeing. wow.

You think your life is f'd now, wait until you return to this site saying "Today, my doctor told me I have melanoma, FML"

You can't get cancer from a spray tan :/

hey 180 your an idiot she said it was a spray tan. that has nothing to do with sunlight or skin cancer.

pencilmustache 0

LESSON: STOP TANNING YOU LOOK LIKE AN OOMPA LOOMPA

Definitely YDI. That's just kinda sad

spray tanning is literally painting yourself. its just dumb. and to the person who says that you cant get sun in the summer so you cant naturally tan, good, people arent supposed to be tan in the winter and i think people look funny when they are unnaturally tan in the winter.

LMAO!! what are you 3? its a spray tanning booth, its not going to attack you hahahaha