Anxiety and Health: Jumpy

Jumpy

By tgstreaks - 23/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

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By tan disaster - 27/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML

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By Wannabees - 03/04/2012 05:13 - Canada

Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML

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By Ellowise - 24/12/2009 10:06 - Belgium

Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML

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By lover21 - 08/05/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

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Tanned pits

By huulo - 16/11/2010 10:07

Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML

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By missko519 - 22/05/2015 07:36 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML

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You deserved it 21 755

By blotchy-girl - 15/07/2009 04:00 - New Zealand

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By Crispy - 21/06/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend talked me into tanning in a tanning bed for the first time ever. I have never tanned before and didn't know you are supposed to ease into it. I tanned for 15 minutes in the "super bed" and have lobstered. My ass and nuts got the worst of it. FML

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You deserved it 46 129

By LXA429 - 12/03/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:06 - Denmark

Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML

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peach_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:10

No offense, but how much of a whimp can you be? You know it's the spray tan...yet you're still so scared you pee yourself. YDI

Audio828 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:23

Oh poor guys that had to clean up that mess.

Comments

KilgoreTrout_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 10:41

YDI for getting a spray tan.

sensual_kidney 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:01

EVERYONE IS MISSING THE POINT. no one cares about spray tan vs real one. The biggest reason why the OP sucks at life and should never have children so her awful genes aren't passed on is because she peed herself after she heard a loud noise from a fake tan sprayer. That's about as sad as it gets.

dbog10 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:42

hahahahaha I know this person in real life. She also posted it as her status on facebook! hahaha

AskingForIt 0

Friday 1 May 2009 16:15

YDI, why would you pay for a fake tanning, so you can look like all your fake friends I bet

ftsk_fan_12 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:23

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH wow thats...strange. oh and #15s comment made my life

l33tm0nk3y 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:51

YDI for getting a spray tan. Seriously, that's just retarded. Being tan is so damn overrated anyway, and you can spot a fake from a mile away. Nobody likes a fake tan.

AngryScotsman 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:25

Well, fake tan looks horrible everywhere.

christopherlove 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 10:06

Real of fake, **** tanning. Fair-skinned pale girls are HOT!

Wonka_J3500 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 8:21

wtf...how can u get that scared of a loud noise? its just noise...u knew it wasnt going to hurt u lol! but that really sucks i would be so embarassed :(