By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
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null_fml 11

Fist pump to techno??? ......................Sorry, I just can't even picture it. That's like headbanging to Frank Sinatra.

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grimpow_fml 0

YDI for fist pumping, guido

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killerviral 0

lol I did something like that before

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Straka 0

Listen 2 some real music and that won't happen again

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Reyo 2

I'm betting the 3rd person view of the whole thing was just the best.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

lol, always the irony of running over a stop sign

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pwincessa23 1

Ydi for trying to be like the dumbasses on "the jersey shore"

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shrike279 0

how the hell you fist pump yourself in the face why driving??? you got some sort of auto driver?

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prinny_fml 0

so stakra what is real music? classical 24/7? techno is music too (gasp).

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juliannaaaa 0

it takes on hand to fist pump must be a jersey kid for doing thattt

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Straka 0

hey prinny, it's straka, and real music is made by instruments; guitar drums brass woodwinds, stuff that vibrates and makes noise, dumass, not a machine, it's all techno crap, humans just have to press a few buttons and you have a repeating chorus for 2 and a half minutes, NO SKILL INVOLVED

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theice 0

ydi for fist pumping

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00yoda4 0

everyone YouTube "British texting psa" that is why you don't drive with friends fore at least one year after getting a licence

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iSwag 0

YDI for just fist pumping and not "fist pumping like a champ"

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chadwick110480 0

OP, where do you live? is it somewhere on the Jersey Shore? how's paulie-D? fist pump. . . lmao

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whatthe_efff 0

iSwag, FTW! Hahaha, this just made my day.

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kkacanek 0

reminds me of that deit pepsi "men can take anything" commercial

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grimpow_fml 0

YDI for fist pumping, guido

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Mattfail 0

I agree. YDI for watching even one second of the Jersey Shore

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MetroidSlayer01 8

in order to know a show is that bad, you must have seen a second of it. Hippocrate

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dudeitsdanny 9

I know it's a bad show from the commercial and its focus on guido douches. I don't watch MTV at all. I hope OP is one of the guido douchebags on the show. Ydi for fist pumping. I remember when fist pumping wasnt popular, though equally douchebaggy.

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shiarrael 13

Not true. There's this little thing called reading reviews. :P Or you know. You could see a commercial and know that it's just a bad show.

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yessirfosho 0

I've never seen the show and I know it's a royal piece of shit. You see a commercial and you know it's garbage.

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turftalk8 0

jersey shoe is hilarious.hatin is bad for ur health

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MetroidSlayer01 8

lol. iPhone typing is anything but reliable.

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null_fml 11

Fist pump to techno??? ......................Sorry, I just can't even picture it. That's like headbanging to Frank Sinatra.

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Jrook 0

it takes a dbag of massive proportion tohave that even materialize as an idea

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conversationist 0

exactly. i'm not really understanding why you would even attempt something this idiotic. didn't your mother ever teach you to always keep both hands on the wheel?

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metalfan333 0

hahahahahaha agreed with #4

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AxCxDxDx 0

What?! Sinatra's ******' metal man!

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manthabat 0

Refer to hardstyle techno. It's all based around a really strong bass and you can fist pump to it all.

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Straka 0

dbcheeseburger ur ****** hilarious

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midnight_snack 0

ydi for living on the jersey shore, beeyotch

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Person1233 12

The people in that show aren't even from Jersey >.

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yessirfosho 0

Im originally for Jersey and that is not even remotely close to what people from jersey are like. We may be assholes but we aren't a bunch of worthless pile of guido fist pumping ***** ass licking ***** that deserve to be beaten within an in of our lives like those **** stains on the jersey shore!

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breenarae25 0

ydi for fist pumping while driving

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okeetard 2

lol fist pumping nice

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BurpusMe 0

I hope you don't "fist pump" your friends while driving again! Ceiling cat is watching!

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krs500 0

that's what you get for fist pumping to techno - very funny though

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