Miscellaneous: Junk in the trunk

Junk in the trunk

By NotSoClean - 21/07/2009 18:53 - United States

Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML

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By Laura - 03/05/2012 07:55 - France

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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By Derp McShitstain - 16/09/2012 19:48 - United Kingdom - Saint Helens

Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML

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By cleangirl - 14/03/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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To the window, to the wall

By Kim - 17/07/2020 23:01

Today, I saw my boyfriend using a washcloth to clean his cock and sweaty balls. He told me he's been doing this for quite some time now. Guess who's been using the same washcloth to clean her face. FML

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By Megsley - 19/08/2022 21:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I went to the Walgreens by my house and bought 8 body wash soaps because my boyfriend needs that much for 3 days. I’ve done this so many times that the girls at the register know me, and my boyfriend, by name. They gave me a bunch of $5 off coupons because they felt so bad for me. FML

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By jshibbz0993 - 23/11/2011 15:16 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML

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By ppp - 14/09/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:04

who the hell spends 70 dollars on one bottle of facial cleanser???

wut_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:20

I sure plenty of people will shit on her for spending a lot of money on facial cleanser, but whatever. If she can afford it, then who cares. For people who aren't lucky to have a naturally good complexion, a higher quality product can sometimes make a difference. If she didn't use it and if her FML was about her boyfriend complaining about her acne or whatever, you'd be saying YDI for not taking care of her skin.

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wowfmlife 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:19

Was it the kind with "a refreshing tingle"?

Heavy_Chimp 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:20

Look on the bright side honey, at least now if he decides to throw it in your dirtbox you'll get a free colon cleansing.

Gefangene 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 4:23

......dirt box? really? Your an idiot

brrrx 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:22

*searches for the "Who the **** cares" button* Enough has been said about the $70 already. Either you or your boyfriend will eventually find the money to replace it. Is this gross? Not really. I'm assuming he didn't insert his junk directly into the jar (if it was a jar)...so if he used his hands, who cares? And I'm just going to throw this out there, that if you guys are living together, then clearly you're okay with having his junk near your face anyway.

skiBOAT 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:32

It'll end up on your face anyway. </douche> FYL, make him buy you another bottle.

murdermygymsox 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:32

at least it will smell good when you're giving him a bj

plexico 3

Wednesday 22 July 2009 4:05

Actually, if she is using the same stuff on her face as he is on his "junk," when he goes to poke her face, they'll smell the same. Po-po-po-po-poker face, he goes to poker face.

christina7861 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:55

Who cares? The cleanser wasn't that expensive. And what difference does it make if he was using it on his face or balls? Definitely not an FYL.

Hjelloo 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 2:13

YDI for wasting so much money on something like that. Seriously, if you have to blow $70 on a facial cleansing product, you must have one hideous pizza face, bitch.

fmlxxxx 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 2:32

what sort of junk are we talking about here? when I first read it I thought it meant he cleaned his old GI Joes or warhammer models or whatever with it.