Miscellaneous: Junk in the trunk

Junk in the trunk

By NotSoClean - 21/07/2009 18:53 - United States

Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML

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By Laura - 03/05/2012 07:55 - France

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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By Derp McShitstain - 16/09/2012 19:48 - United Kingdom - Saint Helens

Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML

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By cleangirl - 14/03/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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To the window, to the wall

By Kim - 17/07/2020 23:01

Today, I saw my boyfriend using a washcloth to clean his cock and sweaty balls. He told me he's been doing this for quite some time now. Guess who's been using the same washcloth to clean her face. FML

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By Megsley - 19/08/2022 21:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I went to the Walgreens by my house and bought 8 body wash soaps because my boyfriend needs that much for 3 days. I’ve done this so many times that the girls at the register know me, and my boyfriend, by name. They gave me a bunch of $5 off coupons because they felt so bad for me. FML

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By jshibbz0993 - 23/11/2011 15:16 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML

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By ppp - 14/09/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML

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Firehose

By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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abetterday 4

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:04

who the hell spends 70 dollars on one bottle of facial cleanser???

wut_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:20

I sure plenty of people will shit on her for spending a lot of money on facial cleanser, but whatever. If she can afford it, then who cares. For people who aren't lucky to have a naturally good complexion, a higher quality product can sometimes make a difference. If she didn't use it and if her FML was about her boyfriend complaining about her acne or whatever, you'd be saying YDI for not taking care of her skin.

Comments

MissNae 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 14:45

that just makes you more of a f*cktard.

synacious 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 17:56

The price does not always mean the product is better, but if she has the money she can do what she wants.

mcsnelly 5

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:29

You pay less than $70 for your rent? Where the **** do you live, Eeyore's house made of sticks? I highly doubt this....

DrMorbid 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 13:38

Actually, he is the only one of you two, who is using it properly.

conan6 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 14:10

YDI for spending 70$ on lotion.

Chillinoutmaxin 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:38

some people have bad skin, for all we know, that's why she has it, just because to you it all seems the same, dies not make that the case. even if it's not, why do you care, it's not your money, and that wasent the point of the FML. Chill People

she_wolf 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:59

YDI for buying such an expensive cleanser when Clearasil will do.

dramakat11 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:52

Maybe Clearasil won't do for her! And anyway it's her money. Maybe that stuff's the bomb and it makes her skin really clear/smooth/moisturized like no other. OP, that sucks. I hope you set him straight.

charbelfa 4

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:15

greedy bastard

lexiBRo 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:00

lol... he is lucky his "junk" didn't have a reaction to your 70 cleanser since chances are if you are spending that amount it is medicated. Just buy him some nicely scented body wash to keep his "junk" fresh with.