Just a prank, dad

By Anonymous - 11/09/2020 17:01

Today, my son got drunk and managed to colour in my bald patch with permanent marker while I was asleep. It’s super noticeable and I look like a complete prat. Plus in a few hours, I’m supposed to be on my first date since my divorce 12 years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 634
You deserved it 175

Same thing different taste

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Speaking from personal experience, rubbing alcohol will clean it up pretty easily. In high school we had a cute but eccentric French foreign exchange student, and when I introduced myself she said “I’ll never remember that“ and casually wrote it on my forehead. A bit of experimentation and it came right off.

tounces7 27

Honestly having a grown loser living with you probably won't help your dating life much either.

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Speaking from personal experience, rubbing alcohol will clean it up pretty easily. In high school we had a cute but eccentric French foreign exchange student, and when I introduced myself she said “I’ll never remember that“ and casually wrote it on my forehead. A bit of experimentation and it came right off.

1) Wear a hat Or 2) Tell your date it's a tattoo. The ladies these days like that.

You sure he truly was drunk? Sounds kinda planned about how to lower your chances...

Yummi_913 18

I mean that's a really funny story to break the ice 🤷🏻‍♀️

tounces7 27

Honestly having a grown loser living with you probably won't help your dating life much either.

This is hilarious! If I was your date we'd have a good laugh 😊

It sounds like it’s time to take away his alcohol...

******* spray paint him then also nail polish remover should work with that ink