Love: Just checking

Just checking

By xrebeccalou - 25/12/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - Tamworth

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML

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You deserved it 76

By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my ex said "I love you!" for the first time at a party in front of my boyfriend. Smugly satisfied, I said "Well, you're too late for that." My ex looked at me with irritation and said "I'm talking to him!" and gestured to my boyfriend. They'd been "best friends" since middle school. FML

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You deserved it 36 696

By althornton2462 - 12/10/2015 00:27 - United States - Hudson

Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 4 247

By apparentlyhesbusy - 23/11/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML

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You deserved it 2 880

By Rejected. - 22/11/2009 17:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

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You deserved it 3 942

By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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You deserved it 2 735

Bad timing

By anonymous - 26/06/2016 03:50 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML

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You deserved it 7 414

By PinkTornado - 17/03/2009 14:20 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he says ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me'' FML

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You deserved it 97 611

By NewFiancee - 11/08/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I went out for dinner with my parents where they asked me if I was still dating my boyfriend so I answered no. They quickly responded by saying, "Oh so you finally got rid of that douchebag? It's not like he was getting anywhere in life anyways." I answered no because he's my fiancé now. FML

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You deserved it 9 632

Congratulations

By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, while talking on the phone with my long-distance boyfriend, he let me know that he was getting married in August to "some girl" for his papers. After I objected, he told me, "Well, you can marry me if you want." I'm not sure if I just got dumped or proposed to. FML

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You deserved it 5 919

boarder2k7 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 10:04

That really sucks. Be careful with that one...

xFalzz 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 10:31

Because cheating on him with his friend will totally make the situation better.

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Icey_dan1 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 10:43

sure

rowbot4 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 10:50

what a dick! find a local BF and save on gas! :)

moSpice 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 11:10

all you Internet gangster are stupid for picking on that girl. punk asses talk ur age or don't talk at all.

soldier4life_88 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 11:12

hmm I dont know if this is YDI or FYL... but I'm leaning towards FYL!!!

frear 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 11:17

He is not in to you and trying to offer his best friend a free sex with an idiot .. WTF.

x_missystaceey 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 11:18

that's just cut ..

persianlife 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 11:24

take a hint....darling

GunReaper 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 12:45

sucks 2 be you. why would a long distance relationship be official anyways ?

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 25 December 2010 12:53

Like his best friend wouldn't have known the answer. Be thankful he gave you the heads up. Oh, and get yourself tested.

underguarded 20

Saturday 25 December 2010 13:21

online relationships never work out. anyone who I know that's been in one never comes back with an actual relationship in the end. YDI

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Today, as punishment for a prank, my girlfriend has banned all forms of sex, kissing, or touching for the foreseeable future. She’s also started stripping as soon as she gets home and walking around in just her thong, or sometimes even completely naked, just to make my suffering worse. FML

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You deserved it 2 518

Today, it's Thanksgiving and I've spent the last few days imploring my husband not to antagonize my Trump-loving family by talking about the fact that they didn't look into what tariffs were at the time, and now they might have to close their business. Wish me luck… FML

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You deserved it 235

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Today, my wife (who changed her mind about converting for me after we married) now wants me to set her friends up with guys I grew up with from the same church. She’s offended that my family doesn’t trust her friends, and wants me to be outraged on their behalf. FML

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You deserved it 511

Today, while I was driving, Google said it found a faster route to save me 15 minutes. I hit accept, only be directed into a gridlock on the interstate, adding an hour to my drive time. FML

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You deserved it 442

Today, my boyfriend and I saw someone dump a dog in our neighborhood before driving off. We spent an hour trying to get the dog out of the cold, but couldn't catch it. Temperatures go down to the 30s in 3 days. Hopefully we can catch it by then. FML

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You deserved it 92

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

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You deserved it 3 088

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML

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You deserved it 37 695

Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML

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You deserved it 888