Music, Neighbours and Noise: KEEP IT DOWN - FML

KEEP IT DOWN

By 5.9Cummins - 11/09/2011 03:18 - Canada

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 a.m. and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

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Same thing different taste

By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML

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Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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Heaven knows I'm miserable now

By Morrissey2.0 - 17/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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Keep it down

By Help - 26/11/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By Ughh! - 20/02/2013 20:40 - France

Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML

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By Can you say "bandwagon"? - 03/10/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML

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By Yellowsmellow - 22/09/2016 17:57 - Canada - Windsor

Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML

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PurpleFrostingg 7

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:49

Join them

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:53

Play some blaring loud Miley Cyrus shit in return.

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SouthernPride95 19

Sunday 11 September 2011 16:25

Thats awesome i love it

danielshale 3

Sunday 11 September 2011 16:25

omg grammar = shit ;_;

dinosaurfeces 4

Sunday 11 September 2011 16:29

This sounds exactly like something Kahn from King of the Hill would say.

AmazingLadyy13 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 16:30

Coming from someone that loves classic rock, Achy Breaky Heart is still a great song!

turtlenomnom 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 17:19

He's what you do, you go buy a pet Godzilla, you wait till it grows up, then you put it in their apartment while they are asleep, at the end of this comment why are you still reading this.

vindicatedkay 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 17:35

I'm sure their grammar is about like yours. That was awful lol

muhilrashid 4

Sunday 11 September 2011 18:36

Billy ray cyrus oh yeah

MothsWings 4

Sunday 11 September 2011 18:48

Still probably sounds better than the original.

LovelyLadyFriend 9

Sunday 11 September 2011 19:23

Love Billy Ray Cyrus. Sorry, but your bad grammar leads me to believe that you are also a hillbilly. :D

savfd645 7

Sunday 11 September 2011 19:31

City boy!! Lol

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