Music, Neighbours and Noise: KEEP IT DOWN - FML

KEEP IT DOWN

By 5.9Cummins - 11/09/2011 03:18 - Canada

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 a.m. and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML

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Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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Heaven knows I'm miserable now

By Morrissey2.0 - 17/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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Keep it down

By Help - 26/11/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By Ughh! - 20/02/2013 20:40 - France

Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML

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By Can you say "bandwagon"? - 03/10/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML

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By Yellowsmellow - 22/09/2016 17:57 - Canada - Windsor

Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML

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PurpleFrostingg 7

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:49

Join them

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:53

Play some blaring loud Miley Cyrus shit in return.

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hotLatina 0

Monday 12 September 2011 5:00

at least its a good song!

nightwolf86 7

Monday 12 September 2011 5:10

I'd go into the basement, turn off the main breaker, go to their apt after they are passed out drunk, pick the lock, steal the karaoke machine, then go back to my apt, put the karaoke machine on ebay and craigslist, and go to bed.

wetwillieweens 3

Monday 12 September 2011 5:27

'merica

auddylynne 0

Monday 12 September 2011 5:53

Just blare some rap music right back at them haha

jkmoss 0

Monday 12 September 2011 6:26

Rednecks r the best

smileyk 2

Monday 12 September 2011 7:24

Who wouldn't sing that song? :D

Jasonf6 0

Monday 12 September 2011 12:57

Call by- law enforcement next time.

racheljessie 17

Monday 12 September 2011 14:18

"Don't play that song, That Achy Breaky Song, I think it's drivin' insane, Don't play that song, That irritating song, I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain" Weird Al, Achy Breaky Song

racheljessie 17

Monday 12 September 2011 14:20

Oops! That should be "drivin' ME insane". Sorry!

S7YX 9

Monday 12 September 2011 16:46

Don't hate achy breaky hearth

professorR6 0

Monday 12 September 2011 20:11

At least they're old hillbillies and won't be around much longer.

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