Music, Neighbours and Noise: KEEP IT DOWN - FML

KEEP IT DOWN

By 5.9Cummins - 11/09/2011 03:18 - Canada

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 a.m. and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

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Same thing different taste

By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML

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Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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Heaven knows I'm miserable now

By Morrissey2.0 - 17/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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Keep it down

By Help - 26/11/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By Ughh! - 20/02/2013 20:40 - France

Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML

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By Can you say "bandwagon"? - 03/10/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML

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By Yellowsmellow - 22/09/2016 17:57 - Canada - Windsor

Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML

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PurpleFrostingg 7

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:49

Join them

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:53

Play some blaring loud Miley Cyrus shit in return.

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Mauskau 35

Sunday 11 September 2011 19:53

Wow your English is terrible how hasn't it been fixed?

OfficeNinja 5

Sunday 11 September 2011 21:10

sing the weird al version of the song back. don't play that song - that achy breaky song, the most annoying song I know....

KnucklesDeep 5

Sunday 11 September 2011 21:43

If you think you're up to it, you could find your backbone and ask them to lower the volume?

wispywee 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 21:49

LMAO

fuzz97 23

Sunday 11 September 2011 21:58

The solution is to buy a Wormrot CD and blast it at full volume.

ilikesalad5651 1

Sunday 11 September 2011 22:44

wouldn't that make them buildingbillies? :)

brnjennings 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 23:05

There's a difference between country and hillbillies you stupid ****

katiebugg1217 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 23:44

Haha I'm sorry but that sounds like somethin I'd do. I'm a huge redneck and I do alot of crazy shit like that lol

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 11 September 2011 23:48

Real qik joke: Johnny Cash n B.R. Cyrus r up against a firing squad. Executioner asks, "Any last requests?" B.R. sez, "Le'me sing Achey Breaky Heart just 1 last time!" Johnny Cash sez, "Shoot me 1st!" (ba-dum-dum!)

yzBabe 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 23:54

Do you think they are hillbillies just because they listen/sing to country music?...

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