Sex, Relatable and Intimacy: Keep it down

Keep it down

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 187

You deserved it 59 903

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By Darin Greenwood - 22/07/2019 14:00

Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 374

You deserved it 2 477

By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 849

You deserved it 31 409

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By Guess who's back - 10/07/2022 10:00 - Australia - Homebush

Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML

I agree, your life sucks 451

You deserved it 1 818

Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 123

You deserved it 30 923

By prdept. - 09/03/2011 17:12 - France

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 220

You deserved it 20 505

Inspired

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 600

You deserved it 22 353

By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 513

You deserved it 5 021

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 973

You deserved it 796

By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 393

You deserved it 5 766

By cumhole - 10/10/2012 02:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 554

You deserved it 69 902

Warlemming 7

Sunday 6 February 2011 12:56

Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.

Doortje 29

Sunday 6 February 2011 12:49

Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.

Comments

bonez519 3

Friday 21 October 2011 10:28

Think of the upside he wanted to rescue u , he'll probably wish he didnt 10 yrs from now when he realizes what was really happening. but for now just think how cute lol

_SuperBaDD_ 3

Thursday 15 December 2011 21:03

Lol!!

thefuckinloser 6

Friday 23 December 2011 19:01

you mean your kid was able to walk in on you *******?? 4 years old ??parenting failure

Morgasaurus 7

Sunday 25 December 2011 10:02

You're a terrible damn mother. I can't believe you didn't put him to sleep or shut and lock your damn door when you know you have a walking and talking child. ******' *****.

pumpy2012 1

Sunday 5 February 2012 1:37

Today, i was in my bed all ready to sleep and i heard my mom screaming, taking all the courage i have i took my water gun and went to her rescue, but when i entered her room i discovered she didnt need my help... FML

ssahib 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 18:25

You have a kid with your boyfriend ?

WintersChild 12

Wednesday 15 April 2015 22:41

No it's probably another guys child.

MustacheChildren 0

Friday 24 February 2012 19:34

The reason you deserve it is, your son came in to protect you. AND why would it be a good idea to have sex and do that while your kid is home?

littlebluepill 1

Thursday 10 May 2012 13:39

You have a sweet kid there, how about being a responsible mum and putting him first instead of thinking of yourself and your boyfriend? Surely, seeing as you have such a young child at home, you could control yourself and save him the trauma of walking in on his obviously skanky mother screaming while having sex? Gross.