Keeping it in the family
By pontwa - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia
By pontwa - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia
Who's your daddy bitch...
Freud would have a field day with this one.
...request sloppy seconds? Ugh...
Perhaps she was only dating you to get closer to your dad in the first place.
Dude that sucks....sorry OP!
Why does #3 have negative votes? It is a thumbs up to me.
Let's see..... Maybe because there is a button for that? O.o
"Well that was easy." -Staples
#42 Well aren't you just so clever. I'll refer to my FML instructional guide next time.
I'd say your dad is equally at fault in that situation. What he hell?!
He should punch his dad. As a matter of fact, he should punch him right in the ****.
And his dad wouldn't be able to stop him.
As long as he maintains the ****-Punch Position, there's no way the dad could stop him.
And your dad was cool with it?
Wow you are stupid
#68. A girlfriend could not mistake someone else for we boyfriend. This is the most bullshit I've ever heard
May be not mistaken one for the other, but she might have been attracted by the same qualities that they both had. I don't know, maybe a kind of smile, voice tone or something that really does run in the family.
If only there was a way to make him your ex-father.
Yeah I'd never talk to him again.
Kill dad Introduce mom to person of choice Wait for them to marry ??? Enjoy new dad
69: kind of, it's called emancipation of minors
I'd like to point out that if the emancipation of minors applies here this is getting a whole new level of ****** up.
That's ****** up
Okay. Two things, that is sick and, OP, this needs a follow up.
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If only there was a way to make him your ex-father.
That's not ****** up at all...*shudders*