Keeping it in the family

By pontwa - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia

Spicy
Today, after nearly 2 years, my now ex-girlfriend decided she was ready to have sex. Specifically, sex with my dad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 421
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Top comments

MrSassypants 32

If only there was a way to make him your ex-father.

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HeadlessSparrow 20

That's not ****** up at all...*shudders*

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johnredbeerd 7

What a effing ****! I swear, women cannot be trusted! I mean, your dad's no saint in this scenario, but what the eff is wrong with her?!

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chisty87 16

Betrayal by your gf/bf bestfriend people in general can be expected to a small extent if not fully but betrayal by a family member no one expects that...sorry you had to find out your ex is a **** and your dad is a dick

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cornyrob 33

Your dad's got the moves that you don't. Sorry, bro.

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captainsmegma 12

Some day you may get to call this girl mommy.

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psychedelicdezzy 14

I'm so mad at myself for how hard i laughed at this -.-

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not_your_taco 15

I hope you and your dad had a long talk......

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I think I read an FML last year once where a guy's father married his ex wife, which made her his step mom. Let's hope that doesn't happen to you.

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illuminatzi 19

you could say she's your sex - girlfriend aye? no?

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