Sex and Love: Keeping it in the family

Keeping it in the family

By pontwa - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, after nearly 2 years, my now ex-girlfriend decided she was ready to have sex. Specifically, sex with my dad. FML

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MrSassypants 32

Monday 24 August 2015 0:14

If only there was a way to make him your ex-father.

HeadlessSparrow 20

Monday 24 August 2015 0:10

That's not ****** up at all...*shudders*

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pike1346 3

Wednesday 26 August 2015 4:45

Lucky dad

weezypanda420 22

Sunday 20 September 2015 18:45

Well that's gross...

HEnRyEdwardsIII 15

Saturday 6 May 2017 4:26

hopefully she doesn't become your step mother

SwordSlashBlade 13

Thursday 15 March 2018 0:48

Get a different dad.

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