Keeping it in the family

By pontwa - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia

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Today, after nearly 2 years, my now ex-girlfriend decided she was ready to have sex. Specifically, sex with my dad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 418
You deserved it 2 051

Top comments

If only there was a way to make him your ex-father.

HeadlessSparrow 20

That's not ****** up at all...*shudders*

Comments

Maybe she just wanted a older man. Good thing you found out abd left her.

It's pretty obvious she has daddy issues. No young woman in her right mind would do something as atrocious as sleeping with her boyfriend's dad

I don't think it means she has daddy issues at all, it just means she is an asshole. If you're not in love with your partner at all then why would the relationship between you partner and the person you're cheating on them with matter? e.g. if she doesn't give a shit about her partner then his dad isn't really any different than any other guy to her

itwasntme14 19

Well she did **** you, just not in a good way.

She took "keeping it in the family" WAY to literal.

No sex after 2 YEARS???!!! Bro, you should have dumped her long ago...

FieldLeftBlank 20

They're probably in high school or something.

What's really shocking is how you seem to think that wanting sex at least once in two years means your life revolves around sex. A decent sex life is a valid and important part of any normal relationship, unless both people are asexual or some shit. People who treat perfectly natural sex drives as sex-obsession have serious mental issues of their own.

Some people just value their virginity highly and/or want to wait for sex. It's up to the person, and if the partner can't respect that I agree they need to break up.

@20 if they're still in high school then it that wouldn't only make it sick, it would make it illegal

@34, just because they are in high school doesn't necessarily mean sex with an older man is illegal. In both Canada and the Australian state of Queensland, the age of consent for anal sex is officially higher at 18 years, compared with 16 years for vaginal and oral sex. So it really just depends.

@40 So that makes it okay for a man in his 30's or 40's or even older to have sex with a 16 year old?

There is something called waiting till marriage

@49: but #40 wasn't discussing if it's right or not.. the question discussed is the legality of it.

Op doesn't say how old the people involved were. Could be in high school, could be in their thirties or whatever. Assuming that dad is at least 18 years older than son, still pretty big age span.

Whoa there's different ages of consent for anal and vaginal intercourse? I've never heard of that

in the UK you can given consent at 16 but only become an adult at 18. so people over the age of 16 can give consent to other 16 and 17 year olds, but to be with someone 18 or older they are supposed to wait until they are 18 themselves. cos even if the 17 year old can give consent, its still not OK for someone 18 or over to have sex with someone who is legally a minor still. it's an odd transition.

True facts, a fair majority of seniors are 18 in the last year of highschool, at least my graduating class had plenty of that age

lexiale 10

Why would your dad and now ex do that to you? that's so sick, fyl op.

Duuude.... Betrayed by two people at once. So sorry, OP.

No way. That is just awful. With your dad? I guess you were the entree and she skipped straight to aged whiskey. We need more of this story.