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Keeping it in the family

By Drew - 05/08/2010 05:18 - United States

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Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML

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All in the family

By jerry Jerry Jerry - 15/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML

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By iwannagointothewoods - 13/11/2023 23:00 - Canada - Victoria

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 13:58

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Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML

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By bioloss - 21/06/2021 08:01 - United States - New York

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Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML

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By jellybean_94 - 15/08/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 02:02

Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML

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It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry

By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 22:00

Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML

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By ShouldICallYouDaddy - 30/04/2016 11:49 - United Kingdom - Grantham

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Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

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Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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Ruff_fml 3

Thursday 5 August 2010 13:01

Incest: The game the whole family can play.

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 12:42

incest.. ew

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doomsauced 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 13:21

Hmmm, Texas... sounds about right.

Pull_My_Hair 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 23:04

Not the first time I heard of this. One time I overheard my two friends talking about how hot their cousins were and how great sex was with them. But, seriously Incest is pretty F-ed up. I feel sorry for you OP

breannak93 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 10:27

i know how you feel....my dad did the same thing. FML

You_Deserved__It 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 11:50

With a cousin, it isn't incest. With a brother/sister/father/mother/uncle/aunt, it is.

YoYoYo20_21_22 2

Wednesday 15 September 2010 1:22

WTF

sandy_15 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 3:39

well at lest shes keeping it in the family...damn that's nasty!!! cochinos

lilneffyjr 1

Friday 5 November 2010 9:34

you know your a redneck when ......

soccerchick01 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 10:40

ew.

MIL0_fml 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 0:09

ew... :/

greenhair741 0

Friday 6 May 2011 6:21

ain't It sad when cousins marry

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