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By AmNot - 05/08/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML
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perdix 29

Good thing he woke up before she got to swabbing his **** for traces of your vag juice. They do that all the time on "CSI: Maury Povich."

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ThisGuyHasCrabs 0

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Ali_Br_fml 33

or just going to her boyfriend's room without his mom's permission... but yeah. lolz

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bluebladez 0

she'll get use to you in time if the mother doesn't like you

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Rejectofsociety9 0

No reason to assume that. I think the OP would be a bit more angry if that were the case. But I mean, you DID sneak in, so err... your own fault?

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Celesta 11

OP's name is "AmNot", maybe it was your BF sneaking out at night?

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TheOptimist 0

10 - No, the OP's name is AmNot, one can only assume that someone else is sneaking into the boyfriends room. I would say maybe it's the footprints of the boyfriend sneaking back in, but I am taking a guess that the footprints were small, and the mother noticed this, meaning they couldn't belong to her son, but a girl, and one would only want to assume that their child is a loyal partner and isn't cheating, so it must be his girlfriend. But since the girls name is AmNot, it's clear it hasn't been the girlfriend sneaking in.

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pingpongpenguin 3

who did she want to prove it to?

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hug_the_wall 0

51 i was thinking the same thing..

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gb_chrs 2

46 - op wrote "my shoe print"

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BitterLoser 0

just be straight up to his mom an be like "weird, cause i was at my friends, musta been a robber!"

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hellyeahmirjam 2

wow what's she's gonna do with it. show the police or something :O

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GRyphonLJJ 0

#6 ~ How about using it to show OP's parents their daughter is a window crawling bimbo.

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GreatBlueApe 6

why the he'll were you standing on his nightstand?

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BitterLoser 0

cause she's only 2 ft tall and thats the only way they could kiss

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hereforthehour01 0

It was her windowsill...I'd imagin she'd have to step on it to climb through a window....:l

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inconvienentgurl 0

Wow. So uh...you were there or he told you about it? and how exactly is this an fml for you??

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happysmartg 5

yeah I don't really get how it's an fml u her either

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FMLFreakShow 18

It's an FML for her because 1. Her boyfriend's mom doesn't like her 2. She got "caught" and 3. She might be in trouble now

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perdix 29

Good thing he woke up before she got to swabbing his **** for traces of your vag juice. They do that all the time on "CSI: Maury Povich."

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